- Masters in Dirt Digging, with an emphasis in Ant Larvae and Kalahari Truffle Consumption of course, at the Kalahari Desert of Namibia.
- Meerkat Manor, Co-star. I chose to move to Chicago and break away from acting when negotiations on my contract went south. Do I look like the type of meerkat who settles for grasshoppers and crickets while on set? Please, I divulge in only the finest of Sub-Saharan critters.
- Former Gang leader of the elite and respectable Suricata Suricatta Siricata tribe, not to be mistaken with the clowns of the Suricata Suricatta Majoriae clan, who dwell in the most meager of burrow systems.
Meerkat gets presents. Meerkat gets love. Meerkat gets fresh Ant Larvae.